So, Secret Agent Man drove from the West coast. He left his beloved Pacific Ocean. The only ocean either of us have ever really known.
We made it all the way to the East Coast. The Atlantic Coast. Our new ocean.
It really is disorienting now that the ocean is to the "right" instead of the "left".
Also, incase you ever wondered what a "turnpike" is, well it's this:
It's a toll road. Who knew??